Sunday, October 7 @ 10:51:00 PM
hari raya & the a levels are drawing near! arrrghh!
Yeah OMG sucha bad combination lah! Feels like those times when I sat for my PSLE. Hahahaha!
Got nothing much to post for the day. Hope you guys have had a great weekend and for those sitting for the ''A" Levels which is drawing real near - ALL ZER VEST LAH K!
Eh got a random joke to share. Here's the joke:-
" There was once a man and woman who had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They kept no secrets from each other except that the old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about. For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not recover. In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took down the shoe box and took it to his wife's bedside. She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box. When he opened it, he found two crocheted doilies and a stack of money totalling $25,000. He asked her about the contents.
When we were to be married, " she said, "my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was to never argue. She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doily."
The little old man was so moved, he had to fight back tears. Only two precious doilies were in the box. She had only been angry with him two times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst with happiness.
"Honey," he said "that explains the doilies, but what about all of this money? Where did it come from?"
"Oh," she said, "that's the money I made from selling the doilies. "HAHAHAHAHA!! Aiyoh.
So what's a doily you may ask? Here's a definition for it:
http://www.google.com.sg/search?hl=en&q=define%3A+doily&meta=
Did you actually click on the link?! Hahaha! I won't trouble you one lah. Hahahah. Actually a doily is a small round (might be of other shapes too ah) piece of linen which is knitted and is usually placed under a dish or bowl (or other kinds of receptacles lah; cups etc) for decoration purpose. In Malay, it's called a
"chebek". Here's one:-
Haha. So there you have it.
Regards
tis' the way
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Hafiz B Ishak's the name. Currently serving the nation with the Singapore Police Force at Home Team Academy. Loves: Art, Photography and Friends & Family; FFAP/FAPF/whichever.